Hindi pa nga nag-iinit ang September, ang dami-dami ng bwisit sa mundo ko...

Bwisit #1- Yung empleyado ng City Hall na sinasaniban ng demonyo. {Saka na ako mag-eelaborate, pag hindi na ako galit at ayoko magmura}
Bwisit #2 - Text Message Galing sa 09153703979.Ang sabi:
"Musta na?e2 na new roaming # ko, nblock kc ung dti, pkilodan nio na rin ng 500 para my pngtxt aq sa inyo, ngpadala nko ng pera w8 nio na lng,txtbk. mis qna kyo, ingat!"

To which I replied: "Ma-dengue sana ang anak mo"

I don't usually reply to these scammers kaya lang nakakairita na. I'm now starting to think September is not my month. But just now I reminded myself that I don't think that way.

I'm gonna make September a fruitful and positive month for me. Bwisit #1 needs a dose of his own medicine.

an TA- TANGA NYOOOOO!!

Celfone Scam na naman kahapon:

From celfone number: 09066431245

Congrats!! ur mobile:#
had won, worth of (P620,000,00)
in our 2nd Anv, PreRaffle
Draw, Last: 06/29/09
Frm: Millionaires Club
inc. 4 more info &
dtails, Plz. contact this
# or call me nw! I'm
Atty. James M. Puno

Amazing! Amazing display of kabobohan! Na-text na kaya nila ako. (click: not another celfone scam?!)
At hindi ko talaga natiis.Nagsayang ulit ako ng piso para lumuwag ang paghinga ko:

Hahaha.. Napaka-istupido nyo.
dapat di millionaires club tawag nyo jan.
Bobong-sabik-sa-pera Club. Na-text nyo na 
ko.Ilang 2nd anv meron kayo? labing-walo?!
TANGA!!

Isa na namang napakasayang e-mail....

Dear Friend,

I am Mr. Suleman Bello. am working with African development bank as The Manager of Auditing Department in ouagadougou burkina Faso. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($25.200) Twenty-five Million Two hundred thousand United States Dollars to your bank account within Fourteen  (14) banking days.Please this is a life time opportunity for both of us and I know that both of us are going to benefit from this business.you will furnished me with a good receiving account details where the money will be transfered,

(a) Full name, country, address and photo (passport/driving license)
(b) Your private telephone and fax numbers for confidentiality and easy communication.

Upon the receipt of your reply,I will give you the full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 30% of the above mentioned sum as your own share while 60% will be for me, and the other 10% will be for the expenses that may arise in this transaction.I am expecting your urgent response to enable me inform you on how the business will be executed. Please keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you are not interested,

My Regards to your family,
Mr. Suleman Bello

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Ang hirap ng puyat..lahat tuloy napapatulan ko...hahahaha

I have a new friend.....

Naka-receive ako kanina ng e-mail from Ms.Belinda Tacey (bblindatacey.5@msn.com) at ito ang laman ng kanyang e-mail:

Hello Friend,

My name is Belinda Tacey (Ms) and I am employed by Nat West Bank PLC.UK in London . My job entails dealing on behalf of clients with packaging and courier services in my department. After going through your profile and doing a little research, I have seen that you seem like an honest and trustworthy person who can handle confidential business with me.

A sum of US$9,600,000.00 was supposed to be moved from my bank to a certain client through a courier services company. After doing all the process to move these funds, the package containing the money was returned back to me a couple of times over the years. Reason being that the recipient did not turn up to receive or claim it. I then decided to offset all the charges and serviced the account and later moved this money into a security firm here in London , where I securely deposited it into a vault as valuable documents to this day. I have kept this money deposited with a security company here in England under my close monitoring for a very long time until now I feel confident enough to move this money and make use of it.

My reason for writing you like this is I have decided to retire and resettle in your country and now want the money to be moved out of England to your country, where you will receive it and keep it safe for me until I come over to meet with you there. I need a trustworthy business partner and friend who will advise me on proper investments in your country and how I can live comfortably. I have obtained and secured all back up documents to support whoever I chose as beneficiary to this money. For your assistance and help in receiving and investing the money, you will benefit a reasonable part of the total money. I will give you my full contact details in England and I would appreciate it very much if you give me yours including your phone number where I can reach you. Please send your reply through my e-mail, belindatacey_14@superposta.com.

Best regards,
Belinda Tacey (Ms)

ADIK ITOH!! Walang kupas! Hindi na nanawa! Sa dinami-dami ng Nigerian kings,queens at prince na nag-ooffer ng milyones kapalit ng pagtulong mo na mailipat ang pera nila mula sa mga Swiss banks kuno at pagpapadala mo ng kaunting "advance payment",dumagdag pa itong si belinda-belindahan.Juice Ko!

Hoy Belinda Stacey! Pumila ka jan at kasalukuyan ko pang tinutulungan si King Achuchu dun sa pera nya. (hay,pagkatapos nito ang dami ko ng milyones!)Pagkatapos nun si Queen kwe-kwe-kwek-kwek naman..At syempre uunahin pa ba naman kita kesa sa aking kababayan na si Laarni Enriquez?? hahahah...Ang mga hari at reyna naging Pinoy na at nag-mutate din sa form ni Ms. Laarni Enriquez. Mga echusera...

O Belinda, pagkatapos na nila tsaka kita aasikasuhin huh?  T*ngna tong mga to, lahat ng pangalan gagamitin maka-scam lang ng datung. Baka sa susunod makatanggap ako ng e-mail, kay God na galing at sinasabing ibibigay nya sa akin ang galaxy pero mag-deposit muna ako ng pera sa account nya?

Ano kayang mga tinitira nito sa Nigeria? Penge naman! lakas tama kayo eh!

I won! I won! hehe

Naku,may na-receive akong text kahapon ng 6:09pm.Galing sa 09057237153 at ang sabi:

Congratulations!!!

Last 08/02/08 Ur

cell# had w0n

P500,0O0+N70 Unit

frm CCNS

DTI-#9170 Series of

2008.call n0W 2 

claim ur prize.I'M

ATTY. JERRY LOPEZ

Huwaw! nanalo daw ako....haler?!! As if naman I'm really that stupid..Sige na nga,patulan ko.Nag-reply tuloy ako.

Impostor kang bakla
ka...bayag mo!


Hahahahahah...nasiyahan ako.May feeling of satisfaction kahit na napagastos ako ng piso sa pag-reply....